Someone will lose their voice from yelling, “TUUUUNE”
1. Tens of thousands of people will leave in cars and convoy up/down the coast to Byron Bay.
2. Rich mates will catch flights.
3. More organised people will have bought Jetstar tickets for less than $100.
4. They'll tell everyone about it.
5. One person will have organised a Spotify playlist based solely on music played at the festival.
6. Someone will forget the AUX cord.
7. The trip will be given a name, like "Splendour Weekender".
8. Or "Splendour Bender".
9. Or "The End Of Splendour".
9. It will be hashtagged.
10. Instagram will destroy phone batteries.
11. People will pose with signs on the way up.
12. Highway MacDonalds restaurants will see a surge in revenue.
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