Thứ Hai, 28 tháng 3, 2016

An old man on his front porch see two boys walk down the street past his house

Each boy is carrying a roll of duct tape.

"What are you boys doing with that duct tape?" said the man

"Gunna catch us some ducks Mister" said one the kids

"I don't think it works that way but good luck."

The kids walk by a couple of hours later with a duck under each of their arms.

Next week the old man sees the same kids walking down the street with chicken wire.

"What are you doing with that chicken wire" asks the old man

"Catch us some chickens" replied the kids

The old man shakes his head and wishes them luck. But a couple hours later the boys are each holding a chicken!

The following week the old man sees the two boys again, carrying a bundle of pussy willow. So he said "wait for me boys, just need to grab my hat"

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