And he sees a prostitute standing on the corner, he thinks ' cor im gonna have some of that' and he stops to pick her up. 'Fancy a good time hun?' 'well i would, but im a panda and i dont have a house' 'i know a place' so he lets her in and they drive off. They get back to hers and make their way upstairs. The panda takes off her clothes and she nibbles his ear, leading to a few hours of furious sex. As they are both cooling down the prostitute says 'well that was interesting, but if you could pay now then i would like that' 'Pay?' says the panda startled 'yeah, you do know what a prostitute is? Look it up in this dictionary' so the panda looks down and reads the definition. -prostitute-a person, in particular a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment. The panda looks at her and says 'Well im a Panda' 'So?!?' 'Look it up in the dictionary' She looks down and reads.. -Panda- Eats shoots and leaves.
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