Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 4, 2017

My daughter came home today and said "Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike."

"Are you kidding me?!" I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this ugly loser? Don't scrape the barrel, you can do much better than this."

"Dad!!" my daughter screamed, "Mike is lovely!"

"I know." I replied "I was talking to him."

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