St. Peter is at the bottom of a staircase, welcoming them.
"Welcome, these are the steps that lead to the gates of heaven. There are a hundred steps and at each one, I will tell an offensive joke and if you laugh, you have no business getting into heaven. "
So they start their journey and it goes well for quite some time until at step 24 the redhead burst out laughing. St. Peter tells her she is not allowed to go into heaven, so she leaves.
At step 47 the brunette couldn't keep a straight face anymore, so St. Peter tells her off as well.
But the blonde is still going strong until finally, at step 99 she couldn't keep it in anymore. St. Peter looks confused
"Why are you laughing? I didn't even get to the last joke?" He said.
The blonde replied; "I just got the first joke"
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