A guy walks into a bar with his monkey.
While at the bar, the monkey won't stop jumping from here and there, messing with the fridge, with the tables, until a moment that he ate a pool ball.
The bartender said to the monkey's owner: did you see what your monkey did? He ate a pool ball.
The guy said: I'm sorry, the monkey is a troublemaker. I'll pay for it, don't worry.
So, he pays the bill and the ball and goes away.
Another day, he comes back with his monkey again. The monkey, as done before, started jumping through the whole bar until a moment that he stopped near an olive plate. He picked one olive, shove it at his ass, took it back and ate it.
The bartender said: hey, did you see what your monkey did? He put an olive in the ass then ate it.
The guy said: well, after that pool ball, he learned to measure everything before eating.
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