A man wakes and finds he is shrinking, getting smaller and smaller

He immediately panics gets dressed and runs out the door.

He try’s to get a cab but he’s getting smaller and smaller and he can’t flag one down.

So he takes off on foot and runs toward the hospital while getting smaller and smaller.

He makes it to the hospital and sees there is a long line but he is getting smaller and smaller so he runs past the line and up to the desk.

He jumps on the desk and yells “ You have to help me I’m getting smaller and smaller!”

The nurse puts a hands up and says “ Sir, excuse me but your going to have to be a little patient.”