So he calls an animal trapper and explains the situation. The trapper says he'll be right over.
About an hour later, the trapper rolls up in a huge pickup truck with a large metal cage in the bed. He gets out of the truck followed by a tough looking pitbull. The dog looks pretty beat up, with a torn ear, a jagged pink scar running down its side, and what appears to be a chunk of its lip missing.
The guy looks nervously at the dog.
"So, what's the plan?" he says, shaking the trapper's hand.
"Pretty simple, actually," the trapper says as he unloads a ladder. "I climb up onto the roof, knock the bear to the ground. Then Trigger here grabs the bear by the balls and drags it to the cage. The bear will go in to get away from the dog, the cage door will snap shut, and we're done."
The guy looks dubiously from the dog to the bear to the cage. The trapper then pulls a shotgun out of a holster in the back of the truck and hands it to the guy.
"Wait, what's the shotgun for?" the guy asks.
"Simple. When I climb the roof, if the bear knocks me off, shoot the fucking dog."
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