NSFW Cop pulls over a blonde for speeding

When he gets up to the window he asks for her licence and registration.

“What’s a licence” she asks

So the cop explains what a licence is.

The blonde quickly says “Oh I have one of those” and hands it over to the cop.

“I also need to registration” reminds the cop

“What’s a registration” she asks

So the cop explains what a registration is to her.

“I have one of those” she says as she grabs it and hands it over.

So the cop takes the licence and registration back to his car to write up the ticket. As he’s writing up the ticket he tells his partner how dumb this blonde is.

His partner thinks a minute and says “when you take the ticket to her, give her everything then drop your pants to see what her reaction is.”

So the cop finishes writing up the ticket and heads back to the blonde. He hands her her licence, registration and the ticket then drops his pants.

The blonde looks confused for a second then her face falls, “oh no, not another breathalyzer test”