Presidents

Two guys, one American, one Russian, are discussing their presidents:

– We despise our president, you know, when Trump is out in the crowd, everyone throws eggs, fruits - saw somebody throwing a pineapple at him; he get spit a lot and we swear at him aloud ...

– Here, In Russia, when Putin passes by, everybody urinates on him, but you know, everybody!

- Well, let's be serious; I exaggerated a little ... we swear at Trump, but in a whisper ... we throw at him ... but in front of our TVs ...

- Well, I exaggerated a bit as well ... We really urinate, but we don't put our pants down ...

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[Now: not a native speaker, so mistakes should be overlooked, of course, I hope it's not a repost]