Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 3, 2020

A son went up to his dad one day and asked him the difference between hypothetical and reality.

“Well, son, I could explain it. But it would be better if I showed you.”

“Ok, dad. How will you do that?”

“Go up to your mom and ask her if she would have sex with her boss for $500,000.”

So the son asks his mom, and she responds back with “fuck yeah I would!”

The son then runs to his dad and says “Dad! Dad! She said ‘fuck yeah I would!’”

“Ok. Now go ask your sister if she would have sex with her principal for $500,000.”

So the son asks his sister, and she responds with “Fuck yeah I would!”

The son then runs to his dad and says “Dad! Dad! She said ‘fuck yeah I would!’”

“Ok son. Now the hypothetical situation is that we are now millionaires. But the reality is that we live with a couple of whores.”

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