A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn't want to eat his broccoli.

• Eat your broccoli! - says the mother.

• No! - exclaims the boy.

The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear. The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.

• What did you tell him?

• I told him that if he didn't ate his broccoli, his dick wouldn't grow.

The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.

• What was that for? - he asks, confused.

• FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!