Thứ Sáu, 27 tháng 2, 2015

An unemployed engineer opens a clinic..


An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."


A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.


Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."


Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."


Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"


Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."


The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.


Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."


Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."


Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"


Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."


The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.


Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."


Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.


Doctor: "But this is $500..."


Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."



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