The teacher addressed his class,"I'll give five dollars to anybody who can name the most famous person in the history of the world." An Irish boy raised his hand and said,"St. Patrick." "Sorry Seamus, that's not correct." Then a French boy raised his hand and said,"Napoleon." The teacher replied,"I'm sorry, Jean, that's not right either." Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and answered,"Jesus Christ." "That's right, David! You win the five dollars. Congratulations!" As the teacher was handing over the cash he said,"You know David, you being Jewish, I'm surprised you said Jesus Christ." "Yeah, in my heart I knew it was Moses. But business is business."
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