Thứ Năm, 30 tháng 4, 2015

Hit by a fastball

A man walks into his kitchen with his hands between his legs and a pained expression on his face.
"what happened darling?" says his wife. "I got hit with a fastball at practice" he replies. "Oh you poor man, come here and i'll massage it better". So she pulls out his penis and begins to massage with various scented oils. "how's that my darling, are you feeling better?" The man examines his bruised finger and says: "That's great darling, but I still think i'll lose the nail."

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