Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 6, 2016

John murders his wife

Shortly after he is hiding the body and his neighbor, Jeff, comes round and sees what’s happening. John quickly tackles Jeff to the ground and ties him up.

“Please” Jeff pleads, “let me live and I won’t tell a soul.”

Knowing Jeff was a man of his word and not wanting to have two murders on his hands, John let’s Jeff go free.

A few months later after a policy enquiry John is called into court for murder. As he walks in he sees Jeff in the witness stand and looks at the Judge.

“Fuck” he whispers to his lawyer.

“What’s wrong?” the lawyer asks

“I made that witness promise he wouldn’t tell a soul about what he saw.

“So what’s the problem?” the lawyer asks again

“The judge is a fucking ginger.”

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