A man was nervously waiting for a job interview when the receptionist warned him about the boss. "Before you go in for your interview," she said, "just be aware that he doesn't have any ears and he's super sensitive about it. Whatever you do, don't draw any attention to it."
"Oh, ok thanks!" said the man.
When he went in for the interview the man with no ears looks at him and said, "do you notice anything about me?"
Stunned at how odd the man looked without ears, he could not help but to say, "wow you don't have ears."
"GET OUT!" the boss screamed.
Another man came in and the receptionist gave him the same warning. "Whatever you do, don't bring up his ears."
"Got it!" said the second man confidently.
He was trying not to stare at the boss' head when the boss said, "you notice something about me?"
Not able to hold it in, "Yeah you don't have any ears that just so weird!"
"GET OUT!" the boss screamed.
A third man came and and the receptionist dutifully gave him the same warning. "Whatever you do, just don't bring any attention to the fact that the boss doesn't have ears."
"No problem," he said.
When the third man met the boss, he looked strangely at him. The boss said, "do you notice anything about me?"
"Yeah, you wear contact lenses." the man confidently replied.
"Wow that's amazing! How did you know that?" said the boss bewildered.
"Well you have to, glasses would fall right off your face because you have no ears."
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