I can't figure women out...

I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.

I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.

I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.

I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.