In Soviet Russia, people are waiting in line for meat.

The butcher pokes his head out and says, "Comrades, the truck will be here shortly, please be patient."

An hour later, "Comrades, the truck broke down and had to unload some meat. All Jews are requested to leave."

The Jews grudgingly leave the line.

Another hour later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. All Ukranians have to leave."

Another two hours later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. Non-Russians please leave."

Another five hours later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. All non-party members have to leave."

It's now past midnight, in the freezing Russian winter. The few party members still left in line are greeted by the butcher, "Sorry Comrades. The truck won't be coming today. Please go home."

One of them turns to the other and says, "Damn Jews. They always get the best deals."