Little April is Sleeping in Class

Little April is sleeping in class. The teacher calls on her and asks "Who created the universe?"

Little Jonny, who has a small pin, wakes her up by poking her in the arm

She wakes up and yells "God Almighty!" and the teacher agrees. April goes back to sleep

A little while later the teacher calls on her again

"Who is our lord and savior?" Again Jonny wakes her up

"Jesus Christ!" The teacher nods and April goes back to sleep

Later still, the teacher calls on her again

"April, what did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"

Jonny comes to her rescue, once again

April wakes up and says "If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I'm gonna snap it in half and shove it up your ass!"