Two guys over a drink at the bar. Chump: You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."

Chucky: Let me give you an example. Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have you, and to your right is a very horny gay man." Chump: So where's the dilemma?" Chucky: To whom do you turn your back?"