Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 3, 2017

1 dollar for dirty joke

I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.” Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?

Me: “hingono”

Homeless man: “So hingono, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”

Me: “two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”

Me: “two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”

Me: “two?”

Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"

Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”

Homeless man: “Well hingono, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”

0 nhận xét:

Đăng nhận xét