Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 3, 2017

A Jew, Greek, Italian and an Asian all die in a car crash

They all go up to God to see if they will go to hell or to heaven. They have all sinned but they all beg for another chance but with 4 rules, 1 for each. The Italian must not go into a pizzeria, the Asian must not do any equations, the Jew must not pick up money and the Greek must not have anal sex. They agree to these guidelines and are all sent back to earth. One day the Italian really wants pizza and accidentally steps into a pizzeria, sending him straight to hell. The same day the Asian is getting paranoid if he does equations and calculates the probability of him going to hell and in doing so is sent straight to hell. Again, on the same day, the Jew is walking down the street when he sees a coin. He bends over and the Greek goes to hell.

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