A jew is moving from USSR to Israel and in his luggage he has a sculpture of Lenin . At the Russian border he is asked:
-What is this? The jew answers
-The question is not what is this but who is this . This is Lenin and I want to bring him to my home country to preach how great Russia is and how good of an example Lenin is . They let him pass
At the Israel border he is stopped once again and asked
-What is this ? The jew answers
-The question is not what is this but who is this .This is Lenin the tyrant of Russia who is having Russia under his boot and woudn't let a simple man like me create a busyness. They let him pass
Once he gets home his family asks him -Who is this ?
The jew answers
-The question is not who is this but what is this .This is a 20 pound pure gold bust that I managed to smuggle out of Russia
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