... Just as he sees a hot nun getting off it. He says Hi, but she glares at him. He feels lucky and asks the bus driver how he could find her.
Bus Driver : well I know for a fact that every night she goes to the cemetery and prays for four hours straight. You'll probably be able to find her there.
The man then devises a plan. He will wait behind a tombstone as the nun is praying, then he'll speak to her and trick her into having sex with him.
The night comes and the nun is praying. All of a sudden a voice appears it of nowhere.
Voice : your prayers have been answered...
Nun : who's there?
Voice : it's me... God!
The nun begs him to forgive her and the man says he will if she has sex with him. She agrees. The man comes out in disguise and goes at it with the nun. Afterwards the man removes his disguise and says :
Ha! I'm the man from the bus!
To which the nun replies taking of her mask :
Ha! I'm the bus driver!
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