Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 3, 2017

An elderly man walks into a confessional.

Man: “I am 92 years old, had a wonderful wife of 70 years who recently passed away, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two hitch-hiking college girls. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I'm Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I'm 92 years old…I'm telling everybody!”

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