late one evening a guy is closing up the restaurant he works at. He's sweeping floors and wiping tables, when there's a knock at the door. He opens the door and standing there is the filthiest bum he's ever seen. The bum says, "say fella, could you give me a fork?" Well the guy figures, what the hell. He just wants this smelly bum out of his face. He gives the bum a fork and the bum goes away. About 10 minutes later, as the guy is refilling the salt shakers, there's another knock on the door. Another filthy bum, dirtier and smellier than the last. And again, the bum asks for a fork. Bewildered, the guy hands him a fork and hurriedly closes the door. He's starting to get mildly freaked out. 10 minutes after that, just as the guy is putting away the mop and preparing to leave there's a third knock. The guy yanks open the door and sure enough, the raggedest, dirtiest, stinkiest bum ever is standing there. The guy has had enough, he just wants to go home. He yells "HERE, take your stupid fork and leave me alone!" The bum says "but I don't need a fork, I need a straw!" "What?!" says the guy. "First two bums come asking for a fork, and now you want a straw? What the hell is going on?" "Oh, well that's simple" says the bum. "Somebody puked on the sidewalk just up the street, but now all the good stuff is gone."
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