One day in class, the teacher was teaching the kids the vocabulary word of the day.
"Ok class, the word for the day is definitely. Can anyone use it in a sentence?" she asked.
Straight A's Sally in the front row raises her hand and says, "The tree is definitely green."
"Sorry Sally," says the teacher "but since the tree has a brown trunk it is not definitely green. Anyone else?"
Timmy in the middle of the class raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
"Sorry Timmy, but since there are clouds in the sky it can't be definitely blue. Anyone else?"
After a few minutes little Johnny in the back row raises his hand and says, "Is a fart wet?"
The teacher says, "Excuse me? What was that Johnny?"
Johnny replies, "Is a fart wet?"
"Well no." The teacher says.
To which Johnny replied, "Well then I definitely shit my pants."
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