A boy sees his dad smoking [NSFW]

So the boy asks if he can smoke, to which the dad replied: "I don't know son, does your dick touch your asshole?" The boy replied, "no".

Later he sees him drinking a beer and asks if he can have one. "I don't know son, does your dick touch your asshole?" Again, no.

That night the boy is making cookies with his mother and the dad walks in. "Boy those cookies look great, can I have one"

Seeing his chance the boy asks his dad if his dick touches his asshole.

When the dad tells him that it does indeed, the boy replies: "That's great dad, cause you can go fuck yourself these are my cookies"