Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 4, 2017

A reporter interviews a man in the scottish hinterlands

to find out about his best life experiences.

He asks him: "What was the greatest experience in your life so far?"

Guy: "One time one of our sheep got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for it. And when we found it, everyone took turns and had sex with it. It was awesome!"

Reporter: "That's disgusting! I can't use this. So... what was your second greatest experience?

Guy: "One time the daughter of the mayor got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for her. And when we found her, everyone took turns and had sex with her. That was almost as awesome!"

Reporter: "Oh god... I can't use that either. So let me ask you this: What was your worst life experience?"

Guy: "When I got lost in the woods."

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