My 7 y/o niece just dad joked me.

Her: "Do you know any jokes?"

Me: "No."

Her: "I'll teach you one."

 "Knock! Knock!" 

Me: "Who's there?"

Her: "Ash."

 "Now ask, Ash: who?" 

Me: "Ash: who?"

Her: "Please cover your mouth when you sneeze."

Me: rekt