Once, a pregnant lady was walking down the street when suddenly a man wearing a black mask and a hood came up to her and shot 3 bullets in her stomach. She was rushed to the hospital by a witness while the culprit fled the scene. Miraculously, all her 3 children (including her) were safe still had the bullets in their bodies. The doctor said that they should be fine, but there are risks and they'll be operated when their bodies are mature enough. They were triplets. Fast forward to 15 years, one day the first daughter comes up to her mother and tells her that she was taking a leak and she felt a shot of pain in her abdomen, and surprisingly, it was the bullet. The mother told her what happened 15 years ago. The second daughter and she had the same story and the mother told her everything. This time, the son approached, the mom hesitated and asked, ' Lemme guess, you were taking a leak and you felt a shot of pain before a bullet came out?" The son replied, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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