A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu: "Cheeseburgers: $5 Fries: $3 Handjobs: $10." He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter,

"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"

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"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.

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"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."