The sailor too his first shot and it sliced wide right. The sailor said "Ah fuck, I missed."
The priest replied, surprised, "My son, you shouldn't speak that way or God will punish you."
The sailor took aim for his next shot and hooked it badly to the left. "I fucking missed again!"
The priest overheard and replied "Child, please don't use that language or God will punish you!"
The sailor finally made it on the green and lined up his putt. The ball was heading straight and true when a gopher popped out of a hole and stole the ball. The priest was amused, thinking God had punished the sailor for his filthy language. The sailor, bewildered, whispered "What the fuck?"
The priest lost it. "That's it! You ignore the small sign that God disapproves of your language! Now he'll most certainly punish you severely!" Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and struck the priest, killing him.
In the distance a deep voice boomed, "FUCK, I missed!"
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