During their time there they became like brothers and when the war ended, they decided that they should live together as such. Many years go by until one of them wins the lottery.
"I can't believe you won the lottery! What are you going to do with all that money?"
"First, I'll buy us a mansion! One with a long front driveway."
"Oh man, that sounds fantastic! What else?"
"Next, I'll fill the driveway with expensive cars! Any car we want will be ours!"
"This is so amazing, what else?"
"I'll have a little circular garden put in at the end of the driveway, just outside the front door, and we'll fill it with beautiful flowers!"
"That sounds wonderful! Is there anything else that you want?"
"Yeah, in the center of the garden we'll have a giant statue of hitler!"
"EXCUSE ME?! WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU EVEN POSSIBLY BEGIN TO CONSIDER PUTTING A STATUE OF THAT VILE EVIL MAN IN OUR YARD?!"
The first man pulls up his sleeve
"Well, where do you think I got the numbers?"
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