A monkey is sitting on a tree, smoking weed...

The lizard walks by, gazes at him in amazement, then asks:

“Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?”

“I’m smoking bud. Come up here bro, sharing is caring.”

So the lizard climbs up the tree and the two smoke a few joints. The lizard isn’t really used to the effects, so he gets dehydrated after a short while...

“Monkey, I’m gonna go to the river and get some water, my mouth is soooo dry... I’ll be back.”

Little lizard heads to the river, but he’s so high that he stumbles and falls headfirst into the water. Luckily, the crocodile happens to be there, helps him out and asks what’s the deal.

“I’m high as balls, croccy. I smoked weed with the monkey.”

“Oh really? I wanna get some too.”

So the crocodile goes to the monkey’s tree and greets him.

“Hi monkey!”

The monkey stares at the crocodile in disbelief:

“Woooo... damnit lizard, how much water did you drink?”