In self-defense the man says, “Who told you that drinking is bad?”
Nun : "Mother Superior told me."
Man : "So, have you ever tried it?"
Nun : "No, I haven’t ever taken a drink of hard liquor."
Man : "Well, don’t criticize me if you haven’t tried it. I’ll tell you what if you try it and don’t like it, I’ll give up drinking for life."
Nun : "Okay but bring it in a tea cup. I don’t want people thinking I’m drinking."
The man goes up to the bartender and says, “Bring me a couple of shots of vodka but bring one of them in a tea cup.”
The bartender looked at the man and said, “Is that nun in here again?”
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