Every morning when this woman's husband wakes up he let's a loud and horribly smelling fart.

She tells him over and over "some day you're going to fart your guts out!" Her husband just laughs and brushes it off.

This goes on for months until Thanksgiving comes around and she is preparing the turkey. The woman gets this idea. Her husband is still sleeping so she grabs the turkey guts, runs up stairs, pulls the covers and off slowly and puts the turkey guts in his underwear.

She heads back down stairs and finishes the turkey. An hour later she hears the husband's earth shattering fart and then a scream. About 15 mins goes by before he comes down the stairs.

"Honey you were right! I didn't think it could happen but today I woke up and farted my guys out. Luckily by the grace of God and these two fingers I was able to get them all back in"