So a 17 year old kid just got a job at a Everything-plus kind of store. The manager tells him that he needs to sell at least $500 of their products per week.

The manager comes a week later and asks the kid how much he made, and the kid says he made $100,000. The manager asks how he did it. So the kid says that a man came in on Friday needing some fishing lures, so he sold him the most expensive pack of lures. He then said to the man “ You’ll need a good fishing rod for those lures you got there.” So he sold him their most expensive rod. The kid then said to the man. “ You know that you’ll need a good boat for all the fishing gear you have.” So he sold him an expensive pro fishing boat. The kid then says “ You’ll need a trailer to take the boat to the lake.” So he sold him a trailer. Then the kid says “ I saw you come here in your little Civic, but you’ll need a good truck to move that trailer.” So he sold him a truck. The manager then says “ So you sold this man $100,000 worth of fishing equipment, when he was just getting lures?!?” The kid then says “ No no no, he was coming in to get tampons for his wife and I told him ‘ bud your weekend’s fucked, you need to go fishing!’”