Chủ Nhật, 13 tháng 9, 2020

Two guys at the airport each with black eyes

Notice each other. First Guy: Hey, how did you get that black eye?

Second Guy: Funny story, I meant to ask the woman at the counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but a slip of the tongue and I said 2 pickets to tittsburgh and she socked me one! How about you?

First Guy: Same thing, a slip of the tongue. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say pass the Cheerios, but I said you miserable cunt you make my life a living hell.

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