A man named Steve just turned 30, and was still a virgin.
He decided that it was finally time to change that, and decided to drive down to the nearest brothel, a good 4 hours away.
When he arrived and asked the owner for a lady to accompany him, he was told “Unfortunately, all of our ladies are booked up tonight. But for just $5, you can go to the back room and fuck a chicken”.
Seeing as he drove all this way, Steve decided to take the offer, fucked the chicken, and drove home.
The next day, feeling unaccomplished, he decides to drive down to the brothel again to make up for the night before.
When he arrives, he is told once again that all of the ladies are booked for the night. Instead of a chicken, the owner offered to let him watch two dwarfs have sex in the back room for $5. Once again, he accepts the offer.
He enters the room to see two dwarfs having sex, with a few other spectators. After some time passes, he turns to the man next to him and says “is it just me, or is this kind of weird”?
The man replies “You think THIS is weird? Yesterday we watched a guy fuck a chicken”!
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