A nun walks into a bar and goes straight to the bartender
Nun: Hi! May I use your bathroom?
Bartender: Sure thing! But before you go in there's something you should know.
Nun: Yes?
Bartender: When you walk in, there's gonna be a statue of a dude wearing nothing but a leaf.
Nun: That's fine! Thank you!
The nun comes out of the bathroom and everyone is clapping and cheering.
Nun: Why is everyone cheering?
Bartender: Congratulations! You're one of us now!
Nun: I'm sorry but I don't understand.
Bartender: Well, the lights turn off everytime somebody lifts up the leaf.
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