Chủ Nhật, 22 tháng 2, 2015

A kangaroo walks into a bar


A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.


Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."


The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."



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