Before and After Marriage

Before Marriage:

Her: Hey!

Him: Finally, I have been waiting for so long..

Her: Do you want me to leave?

Him: No, I wouldn't even dare think about that

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Ofcourse, a lot!

Her: Did you ever cheat on me?

Him: NO, why would you ask me that?

Her: Do you want to kiss me?

Him: Every time I get the chance!

Her: Will you ever hit me?

Him: No, I'm not that kind of a person.

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes

Her: Derling

After Marriage: Read the joke from the bottom to the top

^{This joke translated worse than I had hoped..}