Last night as I was finishing up on the computer, my boyfriend quietly walked over to where I was sitting. I could hear him shuffling things around in his flannel pj pants, and as he stood next to me, he decided to plop his dick on my shoulder playfully. Well, the humidifier hasn't been fixed yet and our house is full of static...and I heard the snap before I felt it. I look up and he has this horrible twisted look on his face and says "Noooo" as he walks away cradling his fun parts. When I stop laughing he tells me "Whatever! There's no one you can tell anyway!" Challenge accepted. Hello Reddit.
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