There was a Brunette , Redhead and a blonde getting ready for Execution.

The Brunette was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said

"Ready"

"Aim"

then the Brunette screamed "EARTHQUAKE", the firing squad looked around, and the brunette ran away and escaped.

The Redhead was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said

"Ready"

"Aim"

then the Readhead screamed "TORNADO!", the firing squad looked around, and the readhead ran away and escaped.

The Blonde was marched to her final place, the firing squad's guns on her. The commander said

"Ready"

"Aim" then the Blonde then thought of her disaster, thought of one, then screamed "FIRE!!"