Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 2, 2015

Wife dreamed that she was attending a dick auction...


Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.


"Husband : "How about the ones like mine?


"Wife : "They gave those away.


"Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.


"Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?


"Husband : "That's where they held the auction."



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