Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 3, 2015

An 8 year old girl cuts her hand on a thorn...


...and rushes inside shouting "Mommy, Mommy! I've cut my hand on a thorn! Can you get me some cider?"


Confused, her mother says "You're 8 years old, you're not having any cider."


"But Mommy, I've cut my hand on a thorn! I need to soak it in a bowl of cider!"


Laughing, her mother says "Why cider?"


"Because the other day I overheard big sis saying that when she gets a big prick in her hand she can't wait to get it in cider!"



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