Tried teaching my baby to say Daddy

Me: "Say Daddy!"

Baby: "Mama!"

Me: "Come on... Say Daddy!"

Baby: "MAMA!"

Me: "Fuck you. Say Daddy dammit!"

Baby: Fuck you! Mama!!"

Wife: "Honey, I'm home."

Baby: "Fuck you!"

Wife: "What? Who taught you to say that!?"

Baby: "Daddy!"

Me: "Son of a bitch..."