I took my dad to the mall to grab some lunch, and at the next table there was a teenager with spiked hair in all different colors, red, orange, green, blue, etc. The teenager caught my dad staring a few times and said "What's the matter old man, haven't done anything wild in your life?" with a smug smirk on his face. I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke when my dad responded. "Sure I have" he said, sounding bored, "I once got drunk off my ass and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son"
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